Kids These Days
This video was the worst thing I’ve seen since 2 Girls 1 Cup, and it didn’t even involve nudity. That lady is Karen Klein, of Greece, NY, who spent a full ten minutes being verbally berated in a way...
View ArticleA Day At The Circus – All Rights Reserved
Yesterday, I took my son to the circus. To avoid any risk of copyright infringement, I will not name the specific circus. Let’s just say it rhymed with “Dickapilly”. Normally, I’m not so copyright...
View ArticleI Will Never Be Classy
A few weeks back, I did a post bemoaning my inability to write a sex scene. At the time, I considered it one of the very rare areas of difficulty for me…at least in writing. I’m mainly bad at...
View ArticleThe Best Parents Are the Ones with Imaginary Children
Apparently, the internet is filled with perfect parents. Why do I say this? Well, every morning, I check the news sites. In my time online, I read a story or two, and then I go to the comments to see...
View ArticleFriday’s Featured Blogger – Amanda of Unfinished Bizness
Subject – Amanda of Unfinished Bizness Location – Chuck-E-Cheese I arrive at a Chuck-E-Cheese a few minutes late for the interview. Logan stares at a huge mechanical mouse and raises an eyebrow in...
View ArticleOpting Out
I recently got a comment on an article I wrote called “So You Have a Penis…Then I don’t Care About Your Abortion”. It was from a man named Al and he made a comment that I think is extremely valid and...
View ArticlePatriarchies Are Dead for a Reason
I wrote this comment in response to one of the misogynistic assholes who frequent my site. Since I wrote it, that comment has stuck with me constantly. I can’t get it out of my head. “Patriarchies are...
View ArticleLadies…Just Stop
Most of the time, I like being a girl. When I get around to prettying myself up, I actually enjoy the makeup, the clothes, the shoes, ect. I like having girlfriends who are super open, and super...
View ArticleWhat’s in a Name?
I have a friend who is about 3 months pregnant. One of the best parts of being pregnant, from my own memory, was the picking out names. But many parents only concentrate on the fun, and forget about...
View ArticleWorld’s Three Billionth, Five Hundred Twenty-Three Millionth Mom
Being a mom is a bit like being expected to pass college prep chemistry with no textbook. It’s impossible to learn, filled with a million variables and even the mildest mistake can cause catastrophic...
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